that's what friends are for
Josh: Actually I think my roommate is going to be out of town this weekend. I might just stay in, take advantage of the time to myself.
Nate: Ah, you have the apartment to yourself. You just gonna hang out in your boxers all day, eat on the couch, read Texas Monthly?
Josh: (laughing) Maybe shoot a few stray cats with a BB gun. Listen to Willie. You know us Texans. That sounds about right.
Nate: Yes, yes.
Josh: Actually I'll probably just rent 'The Break-Up' and get drunk on cheap wine coolers, then call up old friends and discuss religion.
Nate: Ah, the drunk dialing. Always fun.
Josh: Only if the conversation is stimulating, of course.
Nate: Of course.